Archive for January, 2008

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

WE NEED YOU BADLY

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That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. It’s T minus 18 hours until Becky and I head off on our girls’ weekend. A ferry ride there means almost two hours’ worth of time to kill. In that time, we’re podcasting!

This is where the fun begins and you come in. You get to tell us what to talk about…or rather, ask us. This is your big chance to ask even bigger questions to Miss604 and Keira-Anne about anything and everything. At 3pm tomorrow, we’ll haul out all your reader questions and interview each other…the standard, the sexy and the scandalous.

All you need to do is leave your question in the comment section below or e-mail your question to either myself (keira at keira-anne dot com) or to Rebecca (click onto her contact page here) and ask what you will. The deadline is 3:00 p.m. tomorrow to have your questions submitted. Be anonymous if you will or share who are you - we look forward to hearing what inquiring minds want to know…

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

WANTON WEDNESDAYS: NO MORE

  • After not a whole lot of personal deliberation, I’ve decided to suspend Wanton Wednesdays indefinitely. To be rather blunt, my life is severely lacking inspiration so it has become a near-impossible column to keep writing.
  • Here’s your chance to ask me anything: with only one sleep left until Becky and I head to Vancouver Island for a girls’ weekend, it’s only fair to share with all of you that we’ll be doing our first ever podcast together, BC Ferries edition. However, it’s something we want all of you involved in. Becky and I, through our respective blogs, are fielding questions from you the readers and essentially interviewing each other during the podcast.

    Feel free to e-mail me (keira at keira-anne dot com) or leave a question for myself or Becky in the comment section. You can leave your name or do it anonymously and the sky’s the limit. You have until 3pm tomorrow (Thursday) to ask your question in time for tomorrow evening’s podcast. I’ll let you know when the podcast will be available for your ears.


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  • Duane Storey is the top Vancouver blogger. No really, let me say it again, Duane Storey is the top Vancouver blogger. May the force be with him.
  • Ladies, looking for a way to tote all your MP3s around and protect yourself at the same time? Forget Tupperware and dildos…why not attend a Taser party? Swarovski Crystal Limited Edition coming soon.
  • As of February 15, 2008, the Comox Strathcona Regional District (spanning Campbell River to Hornby Island and all points in between) will cease to exist, and instead be split into two regional districts. This cost-ineffective decision was made behind closed doors and allegedly without proper consultation. Coincidentally enough, the split will provide for commercial growth, while reducing representatives for different areas of the district and increasing property taxes and expenses for those residing in the area. Read this article I published last week if you haven’t already.
  • It’s not all bad in the Comox Valley. Politics aside, Mt. Washington has received close to half a foot of fresh powder over the last 24-48 hours and is on “fresh powder alert” all week. If you’re even slightly intrigued, considering joining Becky and I up there on the hills on Friday for the Kokanee Day For Dudes.

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    Photo: Mount Washington Alpine Resort
  • Once in a while, a really fantastic yet seldom heard of movie comes along. General Roméo Dallaire’s book, Shake Hands With the Devil: The Failure of Humanity in Rwanda, was transformed into a big screen version through Canadian production, turning the spotlight on the Rwandan genocide of 1993 and 1994 through the eyes of the UN workers stationed there. Watching it last night I was heartbroken, angered and emotionally drained. If you can find a copy to get your hands on, it’s well worth the watch. Click here to view the trailer on YouTube. [wiki]
  • Monday, January 28th, 2008

    YOU NEED TO HEAR THESE

    img_05582.jpgBeing that there are only three blissfully dreamy sleeps between now and the time that me and my partner in crime head to Vancouver Island for riding good times at Mt. Washington, it’s time to start seriously considering music to shred to. Good music is a hugely important part of a contented riding experience on the mountain.

    When choosing ballads to ride by, names like NOFX, Radiohead and Dead Kennedys are often suggested by friends of mine. However, for this gal, snowboarding is a near-sensual experience. After all, it’s almost all in the hips, right? That being said, a lot of what I prefer to ride to has a beat rather than a thrash.

    So without further adieu, I present to you Keira-Anne’s Official Collection of Music to Carve To:

  • Pray” - Jay-Z (essentially first for warm-up purposes)
  • Normandie” - Shout Out Louds
  • Addiction” - Kanye West
  • Blue Sky” - Hanson
  • So What’cha Want” - Beastie Boys
  • I Wish You Were Here” - Incubus (also perfect for chilling in Tofino)
  • Whole Lotta Love” - Led Zeppelin
  • Ignorant Shit” - Jay-Z
  • Sunshowers” - M.I.A.
  • Touch the Sky” - Kanye West (”It feels good to be home, baby…“)
  • Mother We Just Can’t Get Enough” - New Radicals
  • Above Me” - Rufio
  • Dig For Fire” - Pixies
  • Red Dragon” - Moka Only
  • What’s your ride?

    Monday, January 28th, 2008

    GREEN MADE EASY

    sidebar_to1.gifIf you’ve been incessantly scratching your head, attempting to figure out ways in which you can incorporate a little bit more green living into your life, you may be interested in checking out The Green Living Show. From February 29 until March 2, more than 200 globe-friendly companies will be displaying their wares and ideas at BC Place Stadium. Dedicated to “information, innovation and inspiration,” the Green Living Show has a wealth of ideas and information for those who already live a wholly green lifestyle and those who are wondering where to begin.

    Adult ticket prices are $10.50 online and $12.00 at the door. Please visit The Green Living Show’s website for more information on vendors, tickets, location, green tips and more.

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    It seems that I’ve been watching a lot of classic British cinema lately, and I believe I’ve found a new love in doing so. Last week I finished the entirety of the BBC’s ‘Pride and Prejudice‘ from 1995 starring Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle. My first thought as the credits rolled was “forget ‘Dirty Dancing’ because this is my favourite new love story.” How I never saw it before this year is beyond me because it’s a fantastically acted movie that tells a smile-inducing story. The tension and chemistry between Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett is perfection. That being said, I have no desire to see the recently released version starring quite possibly one of my least favourite actresses, mostly due to the fact that you can’t build on perfection, so the 2005 film would be nothing but a let-down.

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    A few nights ago I began watching a BBC mini-series that was released in 1971, “Elizabeth R,” which chronicles the rise, rule and reign that Queen Elizabeth I held over England in the mid-1500s. In what is said to be the most accurate portrayal of England’s beloved Queen, the incomparable Glenda Jackson commands the audience to watch and be enamored.

    What I love most about this film, besides the fascinating story, is the acting. By way of their exuberant motions and movements, it is rather obvious that the majority of those playing in the film are quality British stage actors who rely heavily on their bodies to convey their character. What is most brilliant about this is that they could all be performing this film on a sound stage in nothing more than jeans and t-shirts, free of props, and the film would still be just as engaging.

    The winter brings about the most perfect weather for diving into cinematic classics, so I’d suggest tackling this one if you’re up to the task. Because let me tell you, those Brits are most certainly dedicated to their craft.

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    logo_kokanee1.gifThe second Kokanee Day For Dudes of 2008 is happening this Friday at Mount Washington, which is reason enough for Becky and I to make the trek to Vancouver Island. For 59 bucks, men can ride, take a lesson and enjoy some apres good times in the lodge, sponsored by Kokanee. Did I mention you also get to oggle Becky and myself when you catch glimpses of us shredding up there?

    Sunday, January 27th, 2008

    IT IS TIME

    If you’ve longed to re-live a time in music which really should be forgotten, you’ll no doubt be excited about this pending announcement. I wonder if I still have my cassette tapes…that is, unless I wore them out in my yellow Walkman.

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    Photo: Neal Preston/CORBIS

    Sunday, January 27th, 2008

    SUNDAYS AREN’T SO SAD…

    …when you have fun that awaits you. Normally I’d be a bit bummed on a Sunday afternoon, unhappy about the fact that with the next morning comes yet another work week. However, not only did I have an amazingly fun weekend with fantastic people, I have next weekend to look forward to as well (a weekend which, I might add, starts at 4pm on Thursday). This past Friday I just took it easy and relaxed, and yesterday I spent the day with Amy and my favourite geeks to celebrate her birthday. We spent the afternoon on Granville Island, exploring the market, shops, Kids Market and downed a sampler of sleeves at the Granville Island Brewery. From there it was on to Wings, Commodore Lanes and the Marble Slab on Denman Street. Click over to my Flickr to see all the photos.

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    Friday, January 25th, 2008

    BURROWS AND KESSLER ARE ONE YEAR OLDER

    2114618928_96918f182f_m1.jpgToday my new and dear friend Amy is celebrating her birthday. I haven’t known her for long, but we got in touch by way of a mutual friend after discovering that we’re both from the Comox Valley (except for the fact that I went to the much cooler and much more academic high school). In a short time she has proven herself to be an ultra-sweet person who’s one of those extremely rare down-to-earth souls in a big, shallow city. On your birthday, Amy, I wish you the happiest of days and much love.

    Photo: duanestorey on Flickr

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    Being that it’s Amy’s birthday weekend, a few of us plan on doing a little bit of celebrating tomorrow. Amy and I are kicking off the day with a tour of the Granville Island Brewery in the afternoon before we meet up with our favourite geeks: Rebecca, John, Duane, Corinna, Adam and John. The plan, as always, is pitchers and chicken wings at Wings on Granville followed by rousing rounds of 5-pin bowling at the Commodore Lanes. Stay tuned for pictures and stories of the debaucherous adventures that await us all this weekend.

    P.S. Highland still rules and Vanier still drools.

    Thursday, January 24th, 2008

    I’M GIDDY!

    Some points for Thursday morning…

  • Care to know why I’m so giddy? Because this time a week from now, I’ll still be sitting at my desk at work, but the only difference being that there’ll be a huge backpack behind me filled with my snowboard gear as I count down the hours before Becky and I hit the Horseshoe Bay ferry. And from there, it’ll only be one more sleep until a day full of fresh powder, crisp beer, hot boys, the “beep-beep-beep” sound when a grasshopper falls off the lift, sunshine, clean air and every other good thing that comes along with popping Becky’s Mount Washington cherry.

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  • Did you doubt me when I told you how much the face of Vancouver Island is changing? Duncan’s tiny Wal-Mart, which was a lifesaver to me during the summers I spent at Camp Qwanoes, is slated to be replaced by a “bigger and better” version at the Cowichan Commons retail mall, spread out over 172,000 square feet.
  • logo_capers1.gifClap your hands and say “yeah!” for Capers and Whole Foods markets. After April 22, 2008, which coincidentally enough is also Earth Day, you’ll have to bring your own bags to fill with your grocery booty or buy their reusable bags. Cheers to keeping plastic out of the landfill!
  • If you’re at all like me, there are few things that (as a pedestrian) are as grating on one’s nerves as inattentive drivers yammering away on their cell phones while operating 2,000 pound weapons. The Province of British Columbia is conducting a study to explore options which could include limiting cell phone use while driving or banning it altogether. Keep your fingers crossed!
  • For the record, Colin Firth emerging from the lake as Mr. Darcy in Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice is nothing to write home about. Bridget Jones was going on and on about nothing.
  • Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

    WANTON WEDNESDAYS: WEEK 12

    DOUBLE THE PLEASURE, DOUBLE THE FUN?

    The concept of group sex, meaning sex between more than two people, has been practiced for almost as long as men and woman have existed. In fact, it’s something that dates back nearly 5,500 years. In many cultures, group sex and orgies were considered to be religious custom, and were an accepted and encouraged part of life. Men took many mistresses, women took many lovers and partners were seemingly swapped like baseball trading cards.

    Group sex knows no boundaries, be it gay or straight, male or female. Some instances include only heterosexual encounters, while others take a more casual, ‘whatever goes’ stance. To truly characterize group sex would be next to impossible. For every person that fantasizes about it, each fantasy in itself is unlike any other.

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    Photo: numberstumper on Flickr

    For something that has come to be practiced more widely than most might venture to guess, group sex is not without its misconceptions and negative press. Many religious and right wing groups hold the belief that any sex that is not monogamous is wrong, while some simply wish to take a “don’t ask, don’t tell” attitude and keep the canoodling behind closed doors.

    Like the countless other aspects of sex, who’s to say what’s right and what’s wrong is indeterminable. It’s completely a personal choice, devoid of societal influence. By that, I mean that it’s not something that one typically tries just because everyone else is doing it, like licking up the latest and greatest ice cream flavour. For most, the issue of whether or not to leave the bedroom door open for business is fairly black and white.

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    Photo: El Tipo Gráfico on Flickr

    While I carry no qualms with group sex, it’s not something I’ve scribbled onto my ‘to-do’ list, literally or figuratively. Though, that’s not to say that between the right people and with ample communication, it is most likely a very fulfilling experience for those that wish to do the double-team deed.

    Like most people in their 20s, it’s something that at one time or another I’ve either been asked to do or asked whether or not I’d be willing to participate in it. I can’t say that the idea hasn’t intrigued me at one time or another, but were the idea to ever play out on the big screen, being the third party is undoubtedly the only way to go. Why could I never indulge in the idea while in a relationship? No, and for the single reason that seeing another person’s hands on my man, and vice versa, would no doubt induce a lethal dose of vomit and anxiety for this young devotchka.

    Here’s where the fun comes in…it’s show n’ tell time. If you’re willing to share with the class, let us know your thoughts on ménage à trois and more. Where do you stand on the great group debate? Positive experiences? Negative experiences? Throw your ideas this way and let’s talk.

    * Whether your current sexual situation is solo, with a partner or into the great galaxy beyond, please visit Health Canada’s Sexual Health and Promotion website for solid facts and information on safer sex. *

    Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

    THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

    In 1787, the first explorers came ashore at what is now known as Tofino. The site was named as such in 1792 by Spanish Captains Galiano and Valdez, but European settlers didn’t make their way to the area until somewhere in the middle of the 19th Century [source]. Fast forward 100 years to the decade that brought you A Clockwork Orange, disco music and the echo of the sexual revolution. Tofino was mostly populated by long-time locals and descendents of many of the community’s earliest families. The shores were dotted with lovingly-built beach shacks. It was a sustainable and affordable community. Care to take a slice of the pie in today’s market?

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    Photo: Chesterman Beach Realty

    “This beautifully maintained 2 bedroom beachside rancher is situated on a forested, private .4 acre property across the road from spectacular Chesterman Beach in Tofino. Features include wood flooring throughout, Regency wood burning stove, large private 480 sq. ft. cedar deck, detached double garage and easy beach access. [With a square footage of 1,092] this home is ideal for a small family or as a vacation cottage. Furnishings and art are included in purchase price.”

    It can be all yours for only $721,000.

    Keep in mind that this is only what’s considered to be a small family home. Beaches that were once home to generations of true locals are now peppered with palatial mansions of the wealthy and affluent. Being that the Island has become a much sought-after and desirable place to live, it’s no surprise that Tofino is one of the top spots for those with cash. What’s most unfortunate about this is that the new developments have kicked long-time residents to the curb – literally. Sky-high prices have in turn caused property values and taxes to also skyrocket, making “home” no longer an affordable place to live for so many.

    Tofino is only one drop in the bucket of Vancouver Island’s communities. Due to the Island’s diverse economy, different areas of the island are driven by numerous resources. Forestry is no doubt British Columbia’s largest industry, as is the case with Vancouver Island. It’s a vital source for so many of the Island’s residents, followed closely by tourism and fishing. In addition, recent years have seen vast expansions in the areas of wine-production, information technology and a growth in post-secondary educational institutions. All of these combined with the Island’s natural beauty has transformed it into a mecca for the masses. In fact, the Island’s overall population swelled by 34% between 1981 and 2001 [source].

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    Photo: palestrina55 on Flickr

    Given the growth trends over the last two and a half decades, it seems like recession is a thing of the past for all points between Port Hardy and Oak Bay. Stephen Rowe, economics major at the University of Victoria, points to some possible reasons: “If you look at B.C.’s economy in general and then what exactly attracts people to the Island, I can’t really see it going anywhere but up,” adding that the attractions are endless. “The lifestyle, climate, town size and retirement.

    I am personally no stranger to how the face of the Island has changed. I had been raised in the Comox Valley from the time I was two-years-old. When I was little, the house I grew up in had one house behind it, and behind that, more forest than my child’s mind could imagine. Today that forest is just another sea of boxed houses wound around countless cul-de-sacs. Being that British Columbia’s population has come close to doubling over the past 25 years [source], it should come as no surprise that the population of the Valley has since risen to more than 62,000 residents in the same time period [source].

    Gone is the day when Saturday’s big shopping trip comprised of a stop at Zellers before returning home again. Now “The Big Z” has been overshadowed by no less than Wal-Mart, The Home Depot, London Drugs, Winners and Future Shop to name a few. What was once the small town I grew up in has since become the first few glimmers of a fledgling city. There are so many new neighbourhoods that have sprung up over the last decade that I can no longer confidently navigate my way through all parts of the Valley. To do so would undoubtedly disorient me.

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    Photo: bchow on Flickr

    The old saying dictates that there are two sides to every coin, so when examining the gentrification of Vancouver Island, one will be forced to choose a side in the battle of growth versus recession. While it’s true that property taxes are being forced upwards, big box stores are growing like weeds and small towns are being transformed into cities, a growing population and a booming wealth of resources are driving forces at the forefront. This economic growth is creating the need for more jobs and thus more housing. And while in a perfect world, it would be ideal to drive outsiders out and back into the mainland metropolis to preserve the resources we have, most locales across the Island desperately rely on the financial influx of tourism dollars to sustain themselves.

    Surely government-imposed regulations would allow for tighter controls on the thickening population and depletion of the Island’s assets that are most certainly not going to last forever. So what’s the answer then? Do we really want to see a cap on growth, and if so, is that even a possibility?

    Hundreds of years ago when the earliest explorers first discovered Vancouver Island, I doubt they could have imagined Vancouver Island as it stands in 2008. Then again, as a little girl, neither could I.