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JUICY FRUIT

When I was in my very early teens, or perhaps even 12 years old, I was flipping through Rolling Stone as I did so religiously at that age. In one particular issue I saw a picture of Sonic Youth’s Kim Gordon wearing a t-shirt blazoned with a very famous logo and the phrase ‘Eat Me.’

“Mom, I want that shirt! It’s so cool…” I proclaimed. I flipped over the picture to show her. Immediately she scoffed, raised her eyebrows disapprovingly as mothers do and firmly said “I don’t think so.”

I was completely confused but didn’t push the issue.

I sincerely hope that, as you read my little anecdote, you’re clearly able to see which magical land we’re travelling to tonight.

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How about instead of tip-toeing around tonight’s subject, let’s go balls out, okay? Tonight, Wanton Wednesday encourages you to open your mouth and talk about opening your mouth: oral sex.

I struggled all day with pinning down a topic for today and finally decided to settle on this one when, after last week’s post, someone said WW just needs to be a bit racier. And quite frankly, this is one of the hottest topics I could think of that most of you may have a thing or two to say about. However, even as I write this, I have absolutely no clue where I’m going with it.

Who can say that the subject of “giving brain” or “muff diving” hasn’t come up among your group of friends? It’s the subject that never ends and never finds any sort of resolution. Everyone has a different opinion of it, a different stance (not to mention different techniques).

Truth be told, as I’m sure I’ve mentioned in previous posts, I don’t think I even truly knew what oral sex was until I hit high school. In fact, years ago when I taught sex ed to high school-aged girls, one even innocently asked me if oral sex was what’s known as “talking dirty.” Sweet, hey? And though it’s possible (and probable) that you’ll talk about it with your friends until you’re all blue in the face, there’s no lesson like a lips-on lesson.

That being said, there’s no way to know if it’s for you until you try. Mom, cover your eyes because in the spirit of honesty, I’ll go right out and say that it’s one aspect of sex that I enjoy greatly. Though I will say that it was something that needed to grow on me.

One tip I can offer you: Breathe through your nose. Breathing through your mouth is, quite literally, impossible when obstructed. That logic didn’t come to me instantly.

I realize that it’s certainly not for everyone, and as Samantha Jones so eloquently put it, “they don’t call it a job for nothing.” I am quite sure that sentiment goes two ways.

It’s getting late and I really don’t want to start rambling, so here’s my straight-up question to you (as your humble narrator was so honest and open with you, oh my readers): where do you stand on “giving lip” or “rolling cigars”? I think in any healthy relationship, it’s a very welcome addition to the mix.

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