Allow me to preface this by saying that Rebecca and I just shared a bottle of Quail’s Gate 2005 pinot noir at Moxie’s. Over the last eight or nine months, I’ve lost about 20 pounds. Man, this is hard to type out. Having lost that much weight has made me somewhat of a “lightweight.” I mean, let’s face it…I wasn’t in “the best of shape,” right? Now just two and a half glasses of rouge vino and I’m ready to go!
I needed to buy new shampoo and more Tonic spray, so after work I tripped over to The Lounge to stock up on Bumble supplies. I met Becky on the corner of Richards and Helmcken. We wanted to walk to Robson and Burrard so she could buy presents for the relatives. We walked along Granville part of the way…
“You ladies can take my virginity…”
That came from a young man, clean cut and well dressed, as we walked along Granville.
Giggles from both of us. If only he knew.
After Becky bought presents, we went to Roots. It’s “Friends & Family” week. Everything in store is 25% off, including sale items. Their remaining pairs of legwarmers were on sale for $24.99. Sooo…
Then we went to Moxie’s on Robson. Our waitress had huge boobs that were practically hypnotic and most certainly plastic. The food was good though and we ate too much and drank lots of wine.
Bye.
|
6 Comments
|
I’m so glad your legs are warm…
Yeah for leg warmers!
Still trying to get my wife to wear hers. No luck yet though ):
Sounds like a perfect time!
xox
Yeah for wine. I had a 2000 french pinot last night. Wasn’t very good.
Ah I should head to Roots today! I need some new mittens…too bad it’s friday and I’m lazy.
Who doesn’t love leg warmers…
> “You ladies can take my virginity…”
I’m always amazed at what lines men think will work. Clearly, this guy would have had far more success if he’d have said “should” instead of “can.”