Counter and Productive.
How uncomfortable did my last post make you? The truth of it all is that I am perfectly okay being me, although sometimes it’s difficult not to bow to pressure to be something else. So, in the spirit of rollin’ with the rocks that I got, I thought it only fair to counterpost and list all the reasons men should want to be with me. Don’t consider this an exercise in bragging, but rather an attempt at being appreciative of who I am. You have to take the good with the bad, right?
- I have soft hair.
- I love to smile.
- I love to listen and I try not to interrupt.
- My breasts: they’re real and they’re spectacular.
- I love my family.
- I love my friends.
- I have extra long, girlie, pin-up eyelashes.
- I have excellent family values and realistic life goals.
- I am independent.
- I bake wickedly good cookies.
- My skin always smells lightly of cocoa.
- My hair smells delicious…amazingly like Emily’s hair.
- I have an excellent and varied taste in music.
- I actually like sex.
- I am open-minded.
- I can practically quote “Big Trouble In Little China” in its entirety. You’d be surprised at how handy that comes in.
- I try to be an encourager wherever I can.
- I have a realistic and objective view of life.
- I sleep very still and I love to cuddle.
John Mayer - “Your Body Is A Wonderland”
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and I would like to cuddle with you.
Sad that you had to do laundry the one and only day that I was in Vancouver, but I guess that’s what comes with spontaneousity. Is that a word?
Wow, I haven’t entered the blogging world for awhile, and it was a little hard to digest your headshot diagram! But, I have much respect for you doing so for the world to see.
Sometimes I forget that you are not perfect, you pull it off so much better than I ever could!
Annyways… I think your absolutely beautiful, and I think I could add at least a hundred things to THIS list.
I love you!
you also make great pies.
OH, and you wear keds.
AND you (and your apartment) always smell like divinity.
and make amazing sour caramel apple martinis.
emdiddy.
ps. i realize you already said your hair smells delicious..like mine, but my last comment was regarding your whole entire body..
ha.. scandolous.
I love bodies
hot bods.